Friendly enough

 
...hi there cheers mate what can i do for you love are you alright bring me a pint please and some crisps what about a muffin, a piece of cheesecake with some custard on the top not really in the mood nevermind you'll get over it but i'd love a nice hot cup of tea medium size yes milk yes please here you go anything else not sure take you time i think that's all have a nice day... 

Sei que nem vale a pena acrescentar, mas olhem, paciência, fica para a posteridade: gosto mesmo deste país.
God save the English people!